Funny IM'ing moments

goldrdo (7:32:19 PM): Glenn is it true?
Malus Void (7:32:26 PM): ???
goldrdo (7:32:31 PM): how was it?
Malus Void (7:32:39 PM): ??????????
goldrdo (7:32:46 PM): omg you have to tell me everything
Malus Void (7:32:51 PM): ????????????????????????????????????
goldrdo (7:33:05 PM): I heard it was hard to do but apparently you can do it with ease
MrLawltastic (7:33:22 PM): Okay, how long is this gonna drag out?
goldrdo (7:33:28 PM): tell me your secret
Malus Void (7:33:36 PM): ..."secret??"
goldrdo (7:34:05 PM): yeah I mean surely you must have to secret to it
goldrdo (7:34:27 PM): nothing can be soooooo amazing by accident
Malus Void (7:34:28 PM): "it"?
goldrdo (7:34:44 PM): tell me
goldrdo (7:34:56 PM): I wanna know
Malus Void (7:35:04 PM): TELL YOU WHAT DAMNIT >_____>
goldrdo (7:35:20 PM): *sighs*
goldrdo (7:35:33 PM): how to make the best chocolate chip cookies
goldrdo (7:35:38 PM): duh
Malus Void (7:35:39 PM): ...
MrLawltastic (7:35:45 PM): ...
Malus Void (7:35:53 PM): I'm going to kill you
goldrdo (7:35:54 PM): what? *is confused*
goldrdo (7:36:01 PM): lol
MrLawltastic (7:36:06 PM): Well, first, you have to stuff the Doughboy with chocolate
MrLawltastic (7:36:13 PM): Then ya gotta toss 'im in the oven
Malus Void (7:36:15 PM): XD
MrLawltastic (7:36:21 PM): The screams are what makes them OSSUM
MrLawltastic (7:36:24 PM): <3
goldrdo (7:36:34 PM): O_O
goldrdo (7:36:46 PM): OMG!!!!
Malus Void (7:36:48 PM): So... a horrendous scream replaces the usual giggle, amirite? :3
MrLawltastic (7:36:56 PM): Mhm
Malus Void (7:37:04 PM): COOL X3
goldrdo (7:37:39 PM): SOOOOO CHRIS......
goldrdo (7:37:54 PM): did you enjoy it?
MrLawltastic (7:37:59 PM): Yes
MrLawltastic (7:38:06 PM): I did enjoy [GIGANTIC TAGER!!]-ing that monkey
goldrdo (7:38:13 PM): O_O
Malus Void (7:38:14 PM): XD
goldrdo (7:38:16 PM): ummmmm
goldrdo (7:38:31 PM): I was going to ask you if you enjoyed your driving test?
MrLawltastic (7:38:38 PM): Oh
MrLawltastic (7:38:39 PM): ..
MrLawltastic (7:38:41 PM): That too